psychocatblah: who wants to get out of the tub smelling like a pina colada?
jrenwick93: Stephanie
psychocatblah: your family is weird
psychocatblah: with their coconut smellingness
jrenwick93: and Pearl Harbor/Shrek watchingness.
psychocatblah: let's unwrap their dvds and watch them
jrenwick93: nothing says Merry Christmas more than I hope you enjoy your unwrapped previewed dvd's.
psychocatblah: i don't celebrate christmas
psychocatblah: i'm umm... jewish
psychocatblah: full of the jewishness
jrenwick93: sure ok
psychocatblah: and it is against my religion to go into the mall
jrenwick93: sure, um. ok
psychocatblah: unless i'm wearing my yamaha
jrenwick93: faery wants to see the pictures. She is whimpering on silverchat as we speak.
psychocatblah: tell her to get me some coconut lotion from bath and body works and i'll put them online
jrenwick93: I don't think so.
psychocatblah: it puts the coconut on its skin. it does this when its told
psychocatblah: christine says if she were my husband she wouldn't make me go to the mall
jrenwick93: but you would be in some state that would allow same sex marriages and there might not be a mall around.
psychocatblah: yeah. and i'm not a very good wife anyways
jrenwick93: you are a good wife
psychocatblah: then will you buy me some coconut lotion at bath and body works?
jrenwick93: I thought you did not want to smell like a pina colada?
psychocatblah: oh, i don't. but since i'm not going to use it, i could give it to your sister-who-likes-to-smell-of-pina-coladas
