psychocatblah: you like my poem about working at weiners?
fortyMB: oops...I didn't realize it was a poem :-)
fortyMB: it doesn't rhyme
fortyMB: no rhyme = no poem
psychocatblah: well, it wasn't really a poem
psychocatblah: it just looks like one
psychocatblah: maybe someday when i'm particularly bored i'll write a dirty limerick about working at weiners
fortyMB: yeah..you could do something with the fact that weiners is slang for dick
fortyMB: :-)
psychocatblah: richard?
fortyMB: no, wayne
fortyMB: remember?
psychocatblah: dick = richard
fortyMB: not all of them
psychocatblah: one of my boyfriends called his penis "little richard"
fortyMB: he was gay
psychocatblah: in retrospect, that was pretty strange
psychocatblah: no, he wasn't the gay one
fortyMB: no little richard is gay
psychocatblah: at least... not while i was dating him
fortyMB: dick van dyke is a weird name
psychocatblah: what does van mean?
psychocatblah: of the?
psychocatblah: dick of the dyke
psychocatblah: or is it "from"?
fortyMB: well..you drive vans...
psychocatblah: dick from the dyke
psychocatblah: dick of dyke
fortyMB: dykalicious dick
psychocatblah: i think i'm thinking of "von"
fortyMB: yeah...van just means van
fortyMB: von means "ant killer"
psychocatblah: Main Entry: 2van
Function: noun
Etymology: by shortening
Date: 1610
psychocatblah: dick shorted by dyke
fortyMB: etymology isn't the definition!
psychocatblah: b : a multipurpose enclosed motor vehicle having a boxlike shape, rear or side doors, and side panels often with windows
psychocatblah: i want to see THAT dyke
fortyMB: it's like one of those russian dolls...
fortyMB: box shaped dyke w/ box...etc
fortyMB: it's the side panels I'm especially worried about tho
psychocatblah: i wonder what the Etymology for Etymology is
