ISOFLAVONES

"So, I finally read in Shape magazine why isoflavones are good."

"HUH? Oh, right. The isoflavons adverised on the soy milk."

"Yes, the flavonoids fight the free radicals in your body."

"I'm assuming that we want the free radicals fought, then?"

"I guess so."

"How do we know that in a few years the flavonoids won't turn on us? That we won't be horrified by atrocities that the flavonoids have wrought upon our bodies without the free radicals there to keep them in check?"

"Do you want to borrow the magazine?"