"i have to order rugs over the interent"

"i feel like the pages are moving around me

"i feel like the pages are moving around me"

"like when im driving down a lonellly road alone

"ya want a better one?"

"better story i mean... it's not nearly as, uhm, "boring"

hmm... i dunno... does it involve sex?

"i wish!!! "well there's sex, but not the fantastic, hot, break-all-the-rules sex"