this is my ass and you will like it

because i say so. and that's the way it is going to be. i'm tired of feeling like it is too big. it is not too big, it is my ass and it is on me and therefore it is perfect for me.

too many people are uncomfortable with their asses. i was one of them. someone offered me cash money to model for them. i'm really more of a photographer than a model, but instead of relaying that information to this person, i responded with "have you seen my ASS?!?"

but i think it's time i embraced my ass (although, i'm not sure how to go about that, exactly). be one with my assness.

everyone, instead of having a veg out, or a day to throw pubic hair at the president, vow this very day to show your ass some love and enjoy that it keeps you in your seat and follows you everywhere you go.

it is your ass, and you will love it.